The Wool Goddess (that’s me) operates with professionalism, integrity, and a healthy sense of humour. Whether it’s on this website, the blog, or social media, my aim is to support you in your holistic healing journey, minus the fluff (unless it’s wool).
I promise to:
- Be responsible and respectful in all interactions.
- Show up on time because nobody likes a flaky goddess.
- Keep it real, honest, and free of coercion. No one gets dragged into anything they don’t want to do, your autonomy is sacred.
I’M NOT A DOCTOR, AND NEITHER IS GOOGLE
Let’s get one thing straight: I am not a doctor. I don’t play one on TV, and my medical degree is as non-existent as my ex’s accountability. Everything I share comes from personal experience or my experience as a qualified holistic therapist…but I am not YOUR therapist and I have never done a full consultation on you individually. What works for me might not work for you, so please consult your actual doctor (yes, the qualified kind) before trying anything new.
GIFTED GOODS & SPONSORED WORK: NO STRINGS ATTACHED
When collaborating with brands, my words are 100% mine, untouched by corporate nonsense. If a product is gifted, I’ll let you know upfront because transparency is key. But my opinion? Always unfiltered. If I love it, I’ll shout it from the mountaintops. If I don’t? Well, you’ll hear about that too.
Also read my Disclosure Policy
PRIVACY POLICY
Your secrets are safe with me. All personal information stays locked tighter than my yarn stash. Anonymity will always be preserved when sharing stories for teaching or research purposes. Basically, your drama is not for public consumption.
This extends to your email info, I keep that sacred and never share it with third parties.
ME BEING MY AUTHENTIC SELF
I am the kind of woman who is super friendly, offers help and compliments in abundance. This is done with kindness and care for humans, sorry I am not flirting with you. Well unless you are Dave Grohl or Bob Geldof then I am obviously flirting with you.
THE BUSINESS END OF THINGS
As a former hands-on holistic therapist, I no longer offer paid therapy sessions. Any costs related to events are strictly to cover venue hire or snacks, because nobody should crochet and relax on an empty stomach.
This is a hobby, any costs made from the sale of my items are simply to cover the yarn costs enabling me to continue my hobby. I always give any profit made to local charities at the end of each year.
Living with a chronic illness has granted me ample free time, and I actively seek out crochet time for relaxation. It is no secret that I crochet EVERY spare moment it get.
I get so much inner happiness by donating numerous items to the local Charity Shop, and each year, I channel any proceeds from the sale of my crochet creations towards charitable causes.
2024 Had a year off for inner work so nothing was listed or sold. All crochet made this year is happily waiting in storage now for 2025
2023 The charity of my choice was The Studio Widnes I donated £800
2022 The charity of my choice was Liverpool Women’s Hospital I donated £500
SOCIAL MEDIA TROLLS
I’m all about love and light, but my BS detector is NASA-grade. If you show up with negativity, I reserve the right to block, delete, and sage-smoke your bad vibes right off my feed.
My force field? Courtesy of the Millennium Falcon. Don’t test it.
WHO IS THE WOOL GODDESS?
I’m a yarn therapist, self-love advocate, and cheerleader for women supporting women. While I’m professionally qualified in holistic therapy, I now share my wisdom as a friend, not a practitioner tied to any professional body.
Translation: I’m here to vibe, not to diagnose.
So, there you have it. I’m a soul having a human experience, embracing my flaws and imperfections. and I hope you’ll do the same. We’re in this together, one stitch at a time.
Love, Light, and a Smidge of Sass,
The Wool Goddess
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